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Bladderwrack with beetroot and shuttlecocks
20 March 2020
“A flan with a sunshine roof” quipped the risk assessor
13 March 2020
Electricity can surely be generated from a sliced onion.
9 March 2020
A bat squeak of artichoke
14 February 2020
Shelley was a dab hand at making choux buns.
5 February 2020
The perky Matron unveiled her secret stash of lint.
6 December 2019
The toucan showed off his quickstep
5 December 2019
Back home the kohlrabi were in open rebellion
4 December 2019
The cockerel did not stop moving to the funky, funky beat
29 November 2019
A speck of varnish on the Caesar salad
27 November 2019
The oranges are cut into mathematically perfect quarters
28 October 2019
Reversing the caravan of Eccles Cakes
13 September 2019
Cauliflowers on the precipice of perception
3 September 2019
Blanched celery makes poor insulation
8 August 2019
The Corpulent Corporation had co-operative corpuscles
1 June 2019
“Tonsure not tonsils” screeched the enraged Benedictine
14 March 2019
“There are no onions” exclaimed the chef “we must use deck quoits”.
22 November 2018
Stealthily, Leonora edged towards the mushroom.
21 October 2018
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