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Bladderwrack with beetroot and shuttlecocks

“A flan with a sunshine roof” quipped the risk assessor

Electricity can surely be generated from a sliced onion.

A bat squeak of artichoke

Shelley was a dab hand at making choux buns.

The perky Matron unveiled her secret stash of lint.

A Simply Red cassette and a small cheesy brioche.

The toucan showed off his quickstep

Back home the kohlrabi were in open rebellion

The cockerel did not stop moving to the funky, funky beat

A speck of varnish on the Caesar salad

The oranges are cut into mathematically perfect quarters

Reversing the caravan of Eccles Cakes

Cauliflowers on the precipice of perception

Blanched celery makes poor insulation

The Corpulent Corporation had co-operative corpuscles

“Tonsure not tonsils” screeched the enraged Benedictine
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