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“Ping” went the Braces of Suspended Delusion

The pliable coracle left the jetty

The bowling balls were made from red cabbage

A Bridge made from beetroot and bad dreams

Bladderwrack with beetroot and shuttlecocks

“A flan with a sunshine roof” quipped the risk assessor

Electricity can surely be generated from a sliced onion.

A bat squeak of artichoke

Shelley was a dab hand at making choux buns.

The perky Matron unveiled her secret stash of lint.

A Simply Red cassette and a small cheesy brioche.

The toucan showed off his quickstep

Back home the kohlrabi were in open rebellion

The cockerel did not stop moving to the funky, funky beat

A speck of varnish on the Caesar salad

The oranges are cut into mathematically perfect quarters

Reversing the caravan of Eccles Cakes
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