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“Pass the Dutchie” said the Home Secretary
He pasted plangent posters on the palisade
He found purple silk gloves essential when visiting Lidl
The Cheesemonger Staggered Under the Weight of his Responsibilities
Schism Was Never Good for the Papal Digestion
Ich bin nur eine liebevolle Feuerball
“Sshhhhhh…” He said slightly overdoing the ‘h’s
Rollicking on the boilerplate of life
A Pavlova Built from Latex Slices
“Beware the Tendrils of the Vine, my Son” he warned
While watching the caryatids shimmy
He had breath like fruitcake and gossamer
The dawn leads on another day…
“Poltroon? Me?” Said the Indignant Fisherman
A Paroxysm of Undiluted Sorbet
Barrowing the Fuzzy Policemen
“Huzzah” Cheered the Catatonic Courtesan. Quietly.
And the Baker’s Van Parked, in Berkeley Square
The Teapot Sadly Lacked the Requisite Stoutness
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