Blogging is the best form of procrastination The cockerel did not stop moving to the funky, funky beat November 29, 2019 A speck of varnish on the Caesar salad November 27, 2019 The oranges are cut into mathematically perfect quarters October 28, 2019 Reversing the caravan of Eccles Cakes September 13, 2019 Cauliflowers on the precipice of perception September 03, 2019 Blanched celery makes poor insulation August 08, 2019 The Corpulent Corporation had co-operative corpuscles June 01, 2019 “Tonsure not tonsils” screeched the enraged Benedictine March 14, 2019 “There are no onions” exclaimed the chef “we must use deck quoits”. November 22, 2018 Stealthily, Leonora edged towards the mushroom. October 21, 2018 “How does ‘Quibble, bibble, curd and tribble’ sound?” asked Shakespeare July 21, 2018 “Move those eggs to the left” insisted the chartered surveyor May 01, 2018 “Application is the only way” insisted the pharmacist April 04, 2018 The Cormorant Carefully Carried the Caraway Seeds December 11, 2017 Rumba, Ragtime and Reinsurance November 21, 2017 “Pak choi? I’ll give you Pak Choi” yelled the irascible greengrocer July 26, 2017 Hark to the soft thrumming of the aardvark July 07, 2017 Elephants seldom fit in envelopes June 12, 2017 The Mezzo fell from the mezzanine into the mezze March 07, 2017 The trolleybus vibrated with unfettered anticipation December 03, 2016 Pages: 12345678910Show More Posts
