Blogging is the best form of procrastination Polka dots and armadillos. September 29, 2006 With dismay the haberdasher watched the socks unravel September 26, 2006 Disappointingly, the wildebeeste was neither wild nor beastly September 22, 2006 With a slight ‘plip’ the gnat fell in the soup September 19, 2006 The nimble platypus was seen as a bit of a novelty in Crewe September 14, 2006 Rattle snakes and garibaldi biscuits September 09, 2006 Safety was often a priority for fire eaters within the refinery August 31, 2006 Confound their knavish tricks August 18, 2006 “A gentle squeeze is seldom effective” said the Inquisitor-General August 11, 2006 Pedicure for a vagabond July 22, 2006 The quince behaved like an utter cad throughout the journey July 20, 2006 The hermit crab always dined at the Savoy July 12, 2006 Never let your pigtail tangle with a tram July 04, 2006 The crayfish found knitting a little challenging. June 19, 2006 “Grey Is The Colour Of Goldfish Dung” Opined The Depressed Weatherman June 15, 2006 There Are Moments Of Despair, Even For The Sugar Plum Fairy June 14, 2006 The Butter Men Hated Hot Weather.. June 12, 2006 The lifeguard was stringent in his quest for ever softer towels May 25, 2006 “Scaramouche, stop the fandango and empty the bins” she yelled January 27, 2006 “Ping” went the bra strap of the apocalypse January 26, 2006 Pages: 12345678910Show More Posts